Four Stools of Uncertain Celebrity-Bottom Provenance

I have four stools in my kitchen.

Perfectly ordinary stools.

Nothing distinguishes them from any other stool, apart from once they were sat on by:

Derek Jacobi.

Sarah Greene.

Joanna Lumley.

Deborah Meaden.

They are just kitchen stools.

We have no clue which had someone's famous bottom on them.

Maybe they all sat on the same one.

And nobody comes to our house and says,

“CAN I SEE THE JOANNA LUMLEY STOOL?”

Although.

Now that it's written down, maybe they should.

I'm not saying I'd charge admission.

Or maybe I would.

To recoup the costs of the plaques I'm going to have installed.

Does that make me sound weird?

Probably.

But then I think I already knew that.